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Post by Devil on Mar 21, 2012 16:03:39 GMT -5
Ok heres the rules, ONLY chuck norris jokes and one at a time. The computer cant handel more then one chuck norris in the same post!
Chuck Norris doesn't get punched in the face, he head butts your fist.
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Post by layarteb on Mar 22, 2012 15:45:58 GMT -5
Nobody sinks Chuck Norris' battleship.
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Mr Smith
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Not impossible. Inevitable. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.
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Post by Mr Smith on Mar 29, 2012 11:53:00 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can kill a vampire by showing him a picture of the sun.
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Post by Devil on Mar 31, 2012 3:06:31 GMT -5
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Kopeke
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Post by Kopeke on Apr 19, 2012 15:28:00 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't take Calculus, Calculus takes Chuck Norris
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Post by wesurrender on May 1, 2012 14:24:17 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't lose battles, battles lose Chuck Norris.
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Kopeke
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Post by Kopeke on Jun 12, 2012 2:17:22 GMT -5
There is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just really hates trailer parks.
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